Mess

Okay, not only does any guy who spends as much time with his mommy as Shia LaDouche has something seriously wrong with them, but she's a frickin' gypsy or a pirate or something.  

Bad Hair Day

So, it sure doesn't seem like Kate Gosselin is trying to maintain her family's privacy while she's making the rounds on daytime talk shows and interviewing for rags like Entertainment Weekly and People.  Also, you'd think while the world is speculating that her and her husband are both having affairs that she'd have better things to publicly clear up than whether or not she's named her signature haircut.  "It's my attitude, everybody wants it!" she says of the mess on her head. Bitch please!

Good Morning Crazy!

The Mass Producer is getting hassled again, this time by fame-whore lawyer Gloria Allred, who's trying to stop her from exploiting her babies on a reality tv show.  Who wants to see this train-wreck anyway?  Give those babies to someone who can look after them properly.  Sad.

Really?

Go away Jessica Simpson!  Why exactly is she on the cover of Vanity Fair?  At least she didn't get Annie Leibovitz.