Surprise, Surprise!

Here's a shocker, Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her b-day party.  How could you!  Maybe it was the muumuus... 

Hey, Nick is single again.

Perez Haters

As we all know by now, upon news that Michael Jackson had been rushed to hospital last Thursday, Perez Hilton made public claims via his blog that MJ was faking an illness to avoid his upcoming tour.  Here is a post on the subject today on his blog:

Michael Jackson is dead. And that sucks. It really does.

The saddest part of the sudden death of Michael Jackson is the loss of the artist who created such iconic music. Though there are rumors of secret musical vaults and unheard tracks, reports are now coming in that Jackson was working on two separate albums while also preparing for his tour.

One album was to stay true to his roots, staying in the pop genre, but the other would have been made up of instrumental compositions. On his pop record, Jackson collaborated with Claude Kelly and Akon, who recalls Jackson being motivated for the new tour by his fans and his children, who had never seen him perform live. The classical album was headed by composer David Michael Frank, who was invited to Jackson'sHolmby Hills home several months ago to assist with the orchestration.

The only consolation?

It's only a matter of time before these recordings are finished and released!

It seems his tune has changed...  Here's some of the comments he received:

dID IT ALSO SUCK WHEN U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM.. MAKING FUN OF HIM.. AND HE WAS EITHER DYING OR DEAD? ur such an idiot.. i only come to ur page now to call u out on all ur fuckups u fat son of a bitch.. ur full of shit and i can't stand u anymore.. i hope more people beat the shit out of u.. it's the only thing fat retards like urself deserve

RU kidding,Perez? Now you say that it's sad,but when MJ announced his London shows,you made fun of him,not to mention your "he faked it all" -hypothesis.

Hypocrite.

Perez. FUCK YOU. Ow now you're sad because he's gone? Stupid hypocrite.

r.i.p. michael we miss you

1. U R SUCH A FRIGGIN HYPOCRIT FIRST U SAID HE " FAKED IT" and NOW IT "SUCKS" THAT HE IS DEAD,, GO TO HELL U DEVIL,,, AND I LOVE THE WAY GREEDY SUNOFABICHES LIKE U R STILL USING MJ AS A COMMIDITY MAKING $$$$ OFF OF HIM BURN ASSHOLE

And here's one from June Gordon:

Everything that worthless tranny child molester recorded in the past 10 years was unlistenable shit.

If he had anything people would buy he would have released it.

Now, the vultures and the emotionally unstable professional mourners can pretend it's good because he was [SOB!] America's Favorite Child Molester!

She seems like a nice, educated lady, right?  

Tea Party

Found the first of the movie pics for the new Alice in Wonderland, shocking!  Makeup is awesome!

Johnny Depp

Helena Bonham Carter

Anne Hathaway

Baby!!!!

The most beautiful baby in the world is going to be born in early 2010.  Tom and Gisele (the two most attractive people EVER) are expecting!  They have been spending time "being married" since their top-secret February 2009 nuptials, but it doesn't seem to have lasted very long!

A Crush?

An article earlier this week depicts Miss Wintour (pictured above with Mr. Federer backstage at the Oscar de la Renta Spring 2008 Ready to Wear show) having a soft spot for Roger, allegedly rarely missing his matches.  She was in France for his win earlier this week - to have her life!  PS, LOVE her trench.

What The???

Didn't their characters date on Melrose Place??  

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is Vanity Fair's cover for June 2009, and FINALLY starting to show some signs of aging - unfortunately.  Still, over 40 never looked so good, well, since Clooney.

Orlando!

Did NOT even recognize him with this shorter cut - very much improved to his usual messy do, I think!

The Devil and The O

In a recent 60 Minutes interview, Vogue editor Anna Wintour disclosed that in 1998 prior to The O's cover, it was suggested she drop 20 lbs so she would feel more comfortable, which she promptly complied with, and all was successful.  Read this article for more details, and also a short video of the interview.  My personal favorite part being when she talks about a recent trip to the US and she describes most of the people she saw as "little houses".  Oh dear!  Cute.

Mess

Okay, not only does any guy who spends as much time with his mommy as Shia LaDouche has something seriously wrong with them, but she's a frickin' gypsy or a pirate or something.  

Nerd Part 2.

Get contacts!!!  We heart you JT, but this is a terrible look!

Trash Trashy Trash

Okay, so back in the days of Nick Lachey, I used to think Jessica Simpson was alright - she played the dumb-gig good, but she was tolerable, dressed well, etc.  How do you go from:

and

to:

and:

and we will NEVER forget:

and this one's a couple years old, but Tranny-what?!  YOU BETTER WORK!:

What happened Jess?  Oh I know, Douche Adam Levine, Douche John Mayer, and other miscellaneous clowns before settling on a Super-Classy Dallas Cowboy.  Careful Jess, your own Texas roots are showing!  It might be too late!

Fat Actress, Again

Weird.  Poor Kirstie.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

I love you Jack, but really, go to rehab :(

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!

AT LONG LAST...

Hope EVERYONE saw JT on SNL this weekend...  HOT MESS!!!

Reprising their D@#k in a Box personas, JT and HOT Andy Samberg threw their boxes away and hit each other's moms - Susan Sarandon was clearly LOVING the Timberlake action.

I can't stop watching it - Emmy #2?  Check out everything from The Lonely Island including The Bu and Awesometown on their website and download their whole album from itunes.

We heart you both - and maybe if the whole being completely successful on his own thing doesn't work for JT, he could join the SNL cast permanently!

XOXO

Party at MOMA

Big party with even BIGGER stars at the Costume Institute Gala at MOMA.  Madonna (in Vuitton), Posh (in Marc Jacobs), the Michelle twins, Anne Hathaway, etc., plus LOTS of models, including Gisele (in Versace) and feat. Tom Brady, Heidi (in J. Mendel), Kate, and Tyra (sigh - does she still count as a model, or is she just a smut-monger now?).  So beautiful.

Good Morning Crazy!

The Mass Producer is getting hassled again, this time by fame-whore lawyer Gloria Allred, who's trying to stop her from exploiting her babies on a reality tv show.  Who wants to see this train-wreck anyway?  Give those babies to someone who can look after them properly.  Sad.

Settle Down Knight Rider

The Hoff is unfortunately at it again...  Like the hamburger incident wasn't enough, now he's been caught half-dead with a blood-alcohol level of .39 - holy shit!  Rehab anybody?

Really?

Go away Jessica Simpson!  Why exactly is she on the cover of Vanity Fair?  At least she didn't get Annie Leibovitz.