Trash Trashy Trash

Okay, so back in the days of Nick Lachey, I used to think Jessica Simpson was alright - she played the dumb-gig good, but she was tolerable, dressed well, etc.  How do you go from:

and

to:

and:

and we will NEVER forget:

and this one's a couple years old, but Tranny-what?!  YOU BETTER WORK!:

What happened Jess?  Oh I know, Douche Adam Levine, Douche John Mayer, and other miscellaneous clowns before settling on a Super-Classy Dallas Cowboy.  Careful Jess, your own Texas roots are showing!  It might be too late!